FtB sounds like some kind of horrifying disease, right?
the aptly (and slightly perversely) named Fuck the Box. Here,
we open our toys. Or at least I do. And since I'm
the webmaster, that's what matters. I'm Orin Drake,
massive geek and a great fan and appreciator of many different
kinds of figures; most notably, the "action" variety (a.k.a.
with articulation and ability to pose with great
bad-ass-ness). I am not a collector, however. I have no desire
to collect a complete toy line of any sort. I am an
appreciator of fine figures and things that I adore. Oh
yeah, and I take everything out of the
box. The person who single-handedly
drove up the price of your collection? Yeah, that's
me. You're welcome.
Inside these pages you will find "not quite reviews". That is to say nothing has a score, and if I hadn't wanted the figure in the first place then I wouldn't have bought it. So... a score is kind of useless, yes? I just want to share my love of pieces of plastic awesome.