Toys!

        And here rests all of my not-quite-reviews of various figures.  Really, this is just a reason to glorify that which I love, so enjoy.  More will come... as I get to them.

Poison        Yamato's first run Poison figure is my most recent triumph.  After finding hir on Ebay and agonizing over going for hir for a week, there was just no other way--I'd been working for months to turn a profit (I'm an artist, feel bad for me please) and was halfway through a solid week of packing up everything I owned to move and... well, sie will never be a regret.  Sie's still on my desk, in fact, commanding me to work.  Of course, every time sie catches my eye sie distracts me...
        I think I will always consider him my prize.  Everyone has "that one thing" that they never thought they'd get a hold of.  30/30 is mine.  A rare figure from a not so endearing cartoon (Bravestarr), I never thought I'd see one in person let alone buy one in a sealed box.  Oh Ebay, sometimes you spoil me.
        It's sort of the symbol of worlds colliding: Transformers and... Kingdom Hearts.  No, seriously.
        Ah, my boy Dante.  Loved the little bastard since the first game.  We do not discuss the second game, though.  It was just a bad dream.
        So I didn't actually get potions with these (which was a crime later made up for by a jewelry for the limited edition Crisis Core potion and Ultimania set trade), but I was glad to pay inflated prices just to get the two figures I wanted from the set.
        Look, Voldo's my favorite in the series.  He always will be.  There's nothing like straight-up mind-fucking intimidation before the fight even begins.  Have you seen some of this guy's moves during battle, too?  Love it.
        Little shiny glowy angry Cefca (Kefka) of FFVI fame!  With the awesome wings and the ball of bad things ready to KO you instantly and make you curse repeatedly.  You know, in theory.
        When Revoltech Vash landed upon my doorstep, I was happily surprised.  I could get used to figures releasing on time and getting here very, very quickly.
        Of course he was with Vash.  I mean, I couldn't get Vash and not have Wolfwood tag along.
        Since we seem to have a bit of a Trigun theme going lately...  Okay, yes, I know, these aren't toys.  But they're still fun, so hush.
        Play Arts Kai Dante.  UNIVERSES COLLIDE in the best way imaginable.
        And of course I had to get Play Arts Kai Nero as well.  I mean, he's Nero.  Someone has to entertain Dante.  Besides Poison.
        As a PUBLIC SERVICE, I'm finally posting what I could not for the life of me find online anywhere--a proper comparison of the real Static Arts Sebastian Michaelis vs the bootleg.  Knowing is half the battle.  The other half probably has something to do with amphetamines.
        Well, it felt "wrong" to have my sparkly Sebastian without representing Grell, my very favorite Death God.  Just what I needed, another series to make grabby hands at.
        A super-rare (for me) purchase of an American figure!  ...Made in China.  It's Tron: Legacy's Deluxe Rinzler!  Spoiler: it lights up!
        Surprise!  It's Dissidia Trading Arts Firion!
        Not a surprise at all!  It's Dissidia Trading Arts Sephiroth!
         I broke down and got some Tron: Legacy diecast vehicles.  It was a sale.  I saw some lightcycles.  It had to happen.
        I'm really not into the Vinylmation thing at all, but... Tron gets me.  Tron gets me every time.
        Tron kick?  Sure, a little.  The limited edition SDCC classic Tron figure is my reward for working for months and managing to make some actual profit at Anime Boston.  Rewards are sweet and glowy.
        Day one pre-order.  And a lot of waiting.  But she's here at last, Figma KOS-MOS!
        So yes, I'm still on my Tron kick, too.  Plus it was impossible to resist Tron and Sark Kubricks.
        Okay, okay, just one more.  And man, you cannot really appreciate how creepy NECA Tron is until he's staring through your soul.
        I was going to hold out for a Dissidia Play Arts Kai Sephiroth (because come on, he's just got to be coming), but... well, what can I say of Squall.  That ass.
        I do not have enough AI representation around here.  I solved that a little with a sweet little Tachikoma from Nendoroid!
        Finally!  Surely Wild Tiger will keep some order to my desk!  Or break more things, but... it's all in the name of justice.
        You can't have one in a hero pair without the other.  No, seriously.
        Resistance once again proved alarmingly futile.
        I'm sort of an oldschool Knight Rider fan, it must be said.  But you know, I'm always partial to "the evil one".
        You can't just get a Kotetsu plush without getting a Barnaby plush!  It would be madness!
        At long last, I have snagged myself a Riku.  I still hold out hope for a KH2 version that's not the size of my thumb... but not too much hope.